.....ok maybe not like a virgin... but like a kid in the school yard running around saying "sape!!! jadi...!!jadi...!! jadi..!!". "Police and Thieves" or "Catching" ring a bell anyone?... (jadi means 'become', but in this case means 'Tagged!!, you're it')
Well, its been hard trying to think of 6 weird things about me to list down... Apart from the fact that I'm duller in person then i am on the net blogging about stuff and the fact that I do have quite a number of excessive compulsive behaviors, which one would be the 6 most weirdest things about me... hmmm.. ... lets see
1) Hand Wash OCD
I wash my hands thoroughly with soap every time after; i go to the loo, eating, working on the car/garden/house and aquariums, petting any kind of animal. And i am not talking about a burst of water and a whiff of soap... i'm talking surgeon getting ready for an operation kind of hand washing... Long soapy wash from finger tip to elbow kinda wash... Hey it might be OCD but at least you know my hands are clean when i shake your hand...
2) Eyebrow Aerobatics
I can move both my eyebrows, I am not talking about simultaneous but individually lah. When i move my Right eyebrow up it normally indicates; Anger, Intrigued, A strike of an Idea, Showing off, Coolness etc etc. Then when i move my Left eyebrow it indicates; Confusion, A funny form of being afraid or Sadness etc etc... You could say i have looked in a mirror to observe and understand my eyebrow expressions. Did this because many people always laughed when i convey a story and my sister says its because of my expressions, especially my eyebrows....... when she said this,...my right eyebrow moved up...
3) I cant lie to save my life.
Whenever I tell a lie everyone knows I'm lying, heck even the feller in the other room sighed when I tell a lie. I must thank my friends of whom i had lied to, who just brush it off by saying "Oh, OK...." even though they knew i was lying.....
Now the only good thing about this is... I can keep secrets for years and years and years.... I know what you're thinking,.. That's an Oxymoron right......how can some one who cant lie for nuts be able to keep a secret.... its simple really...... to avoid lying I just totally avoid talking about anything that I don't want to reveal..... So.. what I don't reveal... people won't know I know... and when they don't know I know... they won't know to ask... and when they don't ask me what they think I know .... I won't have to lie about what I know....... know what i mean....
4) Peanut Butter and Chocolate Stripe Sandwich
I eat Peanut Butter and Chocolate Stripe Sandwich for breakfast almost everyday and i wouldn't like it any other way. Even on weekends when I go out and bring back breakfast for my wife, I will just prepare myself my PBnCSS. The only time I eat something else is when I am on vacation, out with friends or I'm if I'm out of PBnCS. Of cos occasionally I do have a craving for McDonald's Big Breakfast... yum..
5) I'm a VW Beetle Nut
If you dont know already, I'm a vw beetle fan... When i say vw beetle, I mean classic vw beetle lah. I am able to differentiate all VW beetles by the model year. You might be saying "You mean there is more then one VW Beetle model?" or "That's a 65 and the other one is a 71?! They look the same to me!"........ Yes I can tell if the beetle is from the 30s, 40s, 50s, 60s, 70s or even the brazillian 80s. I can tell a 63 to a 64 no problem.... but just so you know, ....I dont like the current NEW beetle ....I think the new beetle is a stupid car.
My mates have told me if a beetle and a beautiful girl passes by... i wouldn't even notice the girl cos i am too busy guessing the age and condition of the beetle that past us. That's true ofcos... but i check-out the beetle first then take a quick glance at the girl... then continue to check-out the beetle. Unless ofcos that girl was Jessica Alba........
6) I see dead people
Ok maybe not as dramatic as Haley Joel Osment in Sixth Sense but yes i have had my share of paranormal encounters. From the scary to the not so scary and to the down right funny... ok maybe not so funny... I would like to just leave it at that because a ghost story just doesnt have the same ummph! when told in writing...
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and there you have it folks... 6 of the most weirdest things i could think of, about me.. and I am sorry to say that I'm not going to tag anyone because i think i am getting too old for this (Said in a Lethal Weapon kind of way). Besides... I believe every blogger I know has done this tag already.
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13 comments:
Urm number 6 is kinda creepy!
really? i thought it was kinda cool... just kidding...
these things can not hurt you unless you let them hurt you ;)
anyway i havent had an encounter in awhile..
I want, I want, I want ghost stories! Pleeaasseee... And the eyebrow thing isn't weird, its cool, eg. The Rock!
hmmm... pada suatu hari (one day) ada seorang budak sesat di dalam hutan (There was this boy who got lost in the jungle).....
Tiba tiba!!!... (Suddenly!!...)
Dia terdengar bunyi deringan yang kuat dan terus meneriak!!...(he heard a loud ringing sound and exclaimed!!)....
SINI PUN ADA TELIPON!!!
(Here also got telephone!!)
(Groan) Were you a pilot is some previous life ah? Booby taught me that only pilots told jokes like this...
And THAT is the reason why your hands are so dry!! Cos you wash them all the time!! Which is both good and bad. My advice is to invest in some dry skin lotion and leave a few small bottles around. e.g. your car, your kitchen sink, your bedside table, etc.. and try and incorporate your obsessiveness into applying lotion as well! *voila* Clean and Soft hands in an instant!
oh and i also can move both my eyebrows.. ;)
p/s when are we meeting up? it's been so long gerald! got lots to tell you! ;)
Juliet John
Pilot? now wonder Sab asked me before if i was a pilot... , my friends and i call it 'buku tiga lima'(555) jokes. its not restricted to pilots alone lah ;P
Juliet: Yes i shld make time for a celebraty... hmmm i so dont know when lah... maybe this saturday?
Aaa I had to retype this
Question : what did u do at gunung senyum – don’t think bat poo caves have soap ;p
oooh moving eyebrows individually is hard – I so cant ;p
I love the beetle ;) but no I cannot differentiate the models – I so want to own one – one day – n I hate the new one – btw theres one red fella sitting in a shop on jonker street – going for rm 5 – u could ask for less ;p
Answer: Senyum lah apa lagi (smile lah, what else) ")
I already have one lah. I am still doing it up... the link is on the left: "My 65 VW Beetle"
Visithra: if you are ever in the market for a vw beetle tell me... i dont mind going vw hunting with you..
lol
u do???? ooohh now that id love to photograph ;p
oooh nowhere in the near futurela ;) im eyeing an slr first ;p but if i ever do ill find u ;)
Seriously???!!! You see dead people????!!!! You can see ghost???!!!! That is very creepy!!!
Please never tell me one of your encounters. I won't be able to sleep!
Seriously...
Dont worry....I always pick and choose when to talk about my 'encounters' and I almost never talk about it right when it happens...
besides... i hardly have these encounters anymore..
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