Wednesday, November 14, 2007

Lucky 13 the only Redeemer

I never really liked any of the Harry Potter Movies… so it would be a bit unfair to review the latest one ‘the order of the phoenix’…. I seriously think they should have made Harry Potter a really big budget TV series or something like that… Phoenix is the same as Goblet of Fire… so why even bother to watching it…….. it’s like watching Dynasty… the same thing over and over in every season…it’s kinda sad really…. I would have thought a story about a boy wizard and his wizard friends would be a lot more interesting than that……… hmmm …anyway 3/10 for me … even the CGI cldnt save this movie for me…… and pls… don’t tell me the book was better cause…this is not about the book… :P

Danny Ocean and his merry men are at it again… an elaborate scheme of thievery only an ensemble cast like this can pull of… I must say that I liked Ocean’s 12 better then 13… nevertheless its still a really cool movie,,,… fantastic script, a great cast, a definite must watch…. 13/10 for Ocean’s 13 … I enjoyed every moment of it… except for the scene with Vincent Cassel… that was such a waste of a good plot… so I guess it would be more of a 9/10 then…. “You shook Sinatra's hand. You should know better …”….

Premonition is a weird movie which should have been good… here’s an example of how a good plot just does not equate to a good movie… It’s a movie trying too hard to be original but just turns out to be shitty and similar to other movies of the same genre… I have no idea why I felt that way but I do… Movies like The Butterfly Effect come to mind…. Why go far….. didn’t Sandra Bullock just act in Lake House which had some what of a premonition like feel to it but with a more romantic theme compared to Premonition’s more darker sutured. Hmmm… well maybe for a boring Saturday afternoon then… my premonition was that it wld be a 2/10 but I was wrong… 4/10 for me.

Rush Hour 3…. If you don’t know already … I’m a big Jackie Chan fan… but why oh why did they have to make a 3rd Rush Hour… It was so bad not even Jackie’s bad acting could save it…. Wait!.. did I mean to say Jackie’s excellent fight scene’s…. well maybe… …As usual Jackie does not fail to amaze me with his kicks and splits, but its official lah… Chris Tucker is the most irritating actor I have ever seen on screen…. I just couldn’t wait for him to shut the hell up… 3/10 for a bad rush hour jam….

I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry was funny in parts but if not for Jessica Biel… I don’t think I would have even bothered to watch it… how could I not miss Biel in nothing but her undies and lets not forget the cat suit with whiskers all…. it just didn’t reach the right balance of racist, homophobic, sexist chemistry as say Talladega Nights… (ok…. I never thought I’d say that out loud)….. Anyway, there where way too many similarities to the movie Boat Trip which by the way did a better job…… Amen to Roselyn Sanchez. So Chuck and Larry get 4/10 from me….

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4 comments:

sabrina said...

Harry Potter was disappointing! Except the end 'battle' scene. They really should have just maintained Alonso Cuaron (from the 3rd one) as the director. He did such an amazing job with The Prisoner of Azkaban

Pixelated Mo said...

hmmmm... well like i said ...i think they should have just made it a tv series... then the story wld have been given a better chance to grow...

Fiona-Jane said...

Brad Pitt in Ocean's 13!!!!!! Ooooooooo laaaaa laaaaaaaa!!! *drool*

Pixelated Mo said...

Fi: I think Clooney out shined Brad in this movie, compared to Ocean's 12... but yeah yeah... brad's the man...